Joker, you’re not supposed to tell him what your gift it. And why’d you have to go and be all misleading like that?
I didn’t draw the curtains because I can’t draw curtains. Well- I can’t draw anything really, but I just had no idea how to go about drawing curtains in a box. This actually took me a long time to draw, so you better enjoy it.
"Oh no! Our jam has gotten jammed in the anti-overflowing station at our jam factory!"
"Great Scott this is the Boston Molasses Disaster all over again."
"Terrible news sir! The peanut butter people just called saying their factory has overflown."
"My god. This is one sticky situation."
Well all right then. I think my work here is done.
You can’t actually be too cool for school. And that’s a cryin’ shame I tell ya’ ‘cause the cool kids suck.
This isn’t a pun. It’s still a bad joke though. This is going under the “Inspiring sayings not to use on astronauts” section. And will probably be the only one in that collection. Also it’s a terrible saying. I hate it when people use “The sky is the limit.” That’s a terrible limit, man!
Casper the friendly ghost. He’s a little too friendly for my tastes though. I think the worst part about this is that the voice I always picture for casper is a very childlike one. So I get a little creeped out by that. I’d be surprised if a joke like this hasn’t been done before. ISN’T MY CASPER GREAT THOUGH? IT’S SUPER GREAT YEAH YEAH YEAH! Okay I’m done.
"How was your trip to the moon?"
"The trip came down with a sudden case of Alzheimer’s and forgot where we were heading. We ended up going to putt putt palace instead."
I think I’ll start posting more often. So get excited-wait… who am I telling to get excited? It’s not like anybody follows me. GET EXCITED ME! OH I’M PUMPED! WHOOP WHOOP.
If you can’t tell from my drawing skills, that green looking thing is a crocodile, or as punned above- a crockodile. I looked up some legit conspiracy theories to use for this. So for you information, there are people who actually believe those things. I should go back to making comics that were more than a single panel. Unfortunately that’s just too much work. It took me like three hours to draw that croc. I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY DRAWING YOU PERSON OF SOME LAND SOMEWHERE. If you don’t that’s cool too.
I’ve decided to start the “bad puns forever club.” All you need to do to join is tell me a really bad pun so I can make a really bad drawing for it. Someday I think I’ll dig graves for a living just to mess up and use this pun when my superior tells me I’ve dug in the wrong spot. Depending on the kind of person my superior is, (s)he might kill herself laughing- or bury me in the grave I dug. Either way, it’ll totally be worth it.
That blob on the right is a blanket. Maybe that’ll help to understand the bad joke. As you can tell I’ve been getting more and more lazy. Clue number one would be that I didn’t even color the person or the blanket. So anyways, if you haven’t gotten the joke yet, it’s a security blanket! Really, it’s that stupid.